1 00:00:05,179 --> 00:00:06,966 Okay, how's this for a slogan? 2 00:00:07,050 --> 00:00:08,881 "Woodstone Mansion: Your one-stop shop 3 00:00:08,965 --> 00:00:10,752 "for events and sleeping over, 4 00:00:10,836 --> 00:00:13,799 followed by breakfast the next morning"? 5 00:00:13,883 --> 00:00:16,323 That's not a slogan, that is a description of a B and B. 6 00:00:16,407 --> 00:00:19,370 What do you think? Maybe... 7 00:00:19,454 --> 00:00:20,762 She does not like that. 8 00:00:20,846 --> 00:00:22,547 What do you mean? She said "maybe." 9 00:00:22,631 --> 00:00:24,070 You poor, simple brute. 10 00:00:24,154 --> 00:00:26,638 "Maybe" means she hates it and she's letting him down easy. 11 00:00:26,722 --> 00:00:28,379 Mm, I've been using that for years. 12 00:00:28,463 --> 00:00:30,424 Told Al Capone that every time he invited me 13 00:00:30,508 --> 00:00:32,122 to the Hotsy Totsy Club. 14 00:00:32,206 --> 00:00:34,080 Well, what do we have here? 15 00:00:34,164 --> 00:00:35,516 Oh, we're just working on the website 16 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:36,909 for the bed-and-breakfast. 17 00:00:36,993 --> 00:00:40,043 Still? Good God, it's not the Magna Carta, Sam. 18 00:00:40,127 --> 00:00:42,306 - Chop, chop. - The ghosts are in here. 19 00:00:42,390 --> 00:00:44,047 Oh, I assume they're everywhere. 20 00:00:44,131 --> 00:00:45,831 That's why I shower with a bathing suit. 21 00:00:45,915 --> 00:00:48,268 That's true. It's got little duckies on it. 22 00:00:48,352 --> 00:00:51,663 Okay, all right, I-I think we're just overthinking this. 23 00:00:51,747 --> 00:00:53,404 It doesn't need to be groundbreaking. 24 00:00:53,488 --> 00:00:55,493 Some pics, some directions, 25 00:00:55,577 --> 00:00:57,712 a way for people to pay us money. No, no, Jay, 26 00:00:57,796 --> 00:01:00,367 this website is our first impression to the world. 27 00:01:00,451 --> 00:01:02,717 Okay, fine. I'll just let you handle it, 28 00:01:02,801 --> 00:01:04,067 but please get it done 29 00:01:04,151 --> 00:01:05,546 'cause we need this place to open soon, 30 00:01:05,630 --> 00:01:07,461 so we can earn a living. I know. 31 00:01:07,545 --> 00:01:10,203 Or we need to find another valuable ghost watch, 32 00:01:10,287 --> 00:01:12,379 but you are taking it off the next corpse. 33 00:01:12,463 --> 00:01:15,861 Oh... What is my life even? 34 00:01:15,945 --> 00:01:16,905 You know, 35 00:01:16,989 --> 00:01:18,081 I can actually recite 36 00:01:18,165 --> 00:01:19,734 a great deal of the Magna Carta 37 00:01:19,818 --> 00:01:21,258 if anybody's interested. 38 00:01:21,342 --> 00:01:23,695 It might be a fun way to pass the time. 39 00:01:23,779 --> 00:01:25,958 Maybe... 40 00:01:28,044 --> 00:01:29,092 That means no. 41 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:37,404 Come on, that's not a foul. 42 00:01:37,488 --> 00:01:39,406 No way. That's just good defending. 43 00:01:39,490 --> 00:01:41,191 Pete agrees and says it was just good defending. 44 00:01:41,275 --> 00:01:42,409 You see? Pete gets it. 45 00:01:42,493 --> 00:01:44,020 Literally the perfect guy to watch 46 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,108 a game with, aside from the fact 47 00:01:45,192 --> 00:01:46,761 that I can't see him or hear him. 48 00:01:46,845 --> 00:01:48,111 But we don't let that stop us. 49 00:01:48,195 --> 00:01:49,590 Pete says you don't let that stop you. 50 00:01:49,674 --> 00:01:52,115 So, since you're here, 51 00:01:52,199 --> 00:01:55,118 I'm assuming you finished the copy for our website. 52 00:01:55,202 --> 00:01:58,164 Pete says, "Good hustle on the backboards," 53 00:01:58,248 --> 00:01:59,426 and he wants to talk about that. 54 00:01:59,510 --> 00:02:00,993 Good hustle on the backboards? 55 00:02:01,077 --> 00:02:02,516 What does that even mean? 56 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:05,780 Sam, Pete would never say that nonsense. You're stalling, 57 00:02:05,864 --> 00:02:08,044 and you need to get that cute little gummy bear butt 58 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:09,784 back in the office and finish our website. 59 00:02:09,868 --> 00:02:12,048 Is it gummy bears or butts you have a thing for? 60 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,440 I don't have to choose. 61 00:02:13,524 --> 00:02:16,574 Seriously, Pete and I will be fine without you. 62 00:02:16,658 --> 00:02:17,792 You sure? Pete? 63 00:02:17,876 --> 00:02:19,794 - Yeah, we'll be fine. - I think. 64 00:02:19,878 --> 00:02:22,493 Pete and I can sit here in comfortable silence. 65 00:02:22,577 --> 00:02:25,757 Okay, well, I guess I will leave you to it. 66 00:02:25,841 --> 00:02:27,802 Okay. Love you. 67 00:02:27,886 --> 00:02:28,977 Love you. 68 00:02:29,061 --> 00:02:31,632 Oh! Damn! Pete, did you see that? 69 00:02:31,716 --> 00:02:32,720 Let's do the thing. 70 00:02:32,804 --> 00:02:34,679 Ooh! Ooh! Here we go. 71 00:02:40,421 --> 00:02:41,990 Did we nail it? 'Cause I feel like we nailed it. 72 00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:44,776 Oh, we nailed it. I think, deep down, you know we nailed it. 73 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:47,387 Yup, no idea. 74 00:02:53,869 --> 00:02:54,786 - How's it coming? - Uh... 75 00:02:54,870 --> 00:02:56,048 Uh, working. 76 00:02:56,132 --> 00:02:58,137 Working or watching YouTube videos of dogs 77 00:02:58,221 --> 00:02:59,399 being reunited with their owners? 78 00:02:59,483 --> 00:03:01,836 He was stationed in Guam for three years, 79 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:04,100 but Argus still recognized him right away. 80 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,275 Hmm. Okay, okay. 81 00:03:05,359 --> 00:03:07,320 Fine. I'm totally stuck. 82 00:03:07,404 --> 00:03:09,714 Well, look, I get it. Storyteller back in my day. 83 00:03:09,798 --> 00:03:11,237 It was an oral tradition, 84 00:03:11,321 --> 00:03:13,065 but I liked to put my own spin on things, 85 00:03:13,149 --> 00:03:15,937 and sometimes the inspiration wasn't coming so fast. 86 00:03:16,021 --> 00:03:18,070 You do get it. Writing's the worst. 87 00:03:18,154 --> 00:03:20,638 I should've listened to my mom and done something safer, 88 00:03:20,722 --> 00:03:22,205 like go to law school. 89 00:03:22,289 --> 00:03:23,554 My dad was the same way. 90 00:03:23,638 --> 00:03:25,077 When I told him I wanted to be a storyteller, 91 00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:26,296 he didn't think it was a good idea. 92 00:03:35,302 --> 00:03:37,176 What if you don't have the gift? 93 00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:39,831 I always wanted to be a storyteller, 94 00:03:39,915 --> 00:03:42,268 but I didn't have the gift. 95 00:03:42,352 --> 00:03:44,052 I don't want you to go through that disappointment. 96 00:03:44,136 --> 00:03:47,186 Yeah, I want to try. I think I have it in me. 97 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:49,449 Maybe try something safer, 98 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:51,669 like hunter or warrior? 99 00:03:51,753 --> 00:03:54,585 Yeah. Great. 100 00:03:54,669 --> 00:03:56,891 Across cultures and centuries, parents still find a way 101 00:03:56,975 --> 00:03:58,545 to put their own crap on us, huh? 102 00:03:58,629 --> 00:04:01,241 Sam, how dare you disrespect my father like that? 103 00:04:02,198 --> 00:04:06,031 I was kidding. Man, you're fun to mess with. 104 00:04:06,115 --> 00:04:07,772 Hey, maybe I'm overstepping, 105 00:04:07,856 --> 00:04:11,079 but I literally have nothing to do, ever, so... 106 00:04:11,163 --> 00:04:12,516 do you want some help? 107 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,953 Seriously? That would be amazing. 108 00:04:15,037 --> 00:04:16,346 Thank you, Sass. All right. 109 00:04:16,430 --> 00:04:18,261 Well, let's get started, then. 110 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:19,740 Great. Yeah. 111 00:04:19,824 --> 00:04:22,265 Right after we watch this elderly lady's corgi 112 00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:24,615 welcome her back from six weeks in the ICU. 113 00:04:24,699 --> 00:04:27,052 Aw, look at the stubby little legs. 114 00:04:27,136 --> 00:04:29,533 Oh, my God, pass the ball! 115 00:04:29,617 --> 00:04:32,188 Who does he think he is, Pistol Pete Maravich? 116 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,538 I assume you saw that, Pete. 117 00:04:34,622 --> 00:04:36,061 If you're even still here. 118 00:04:36,145 --> 00:04:38,803 Of course I saw it, and I made a very pithy comment. 119 00:04:38,887 --> 00:04:40,152 Ugh, this is frustrating. 120 00:04:40,236 --> 00:04:41,849 I can talk basketball with you, Pete. 121 00:04:41,933 --> 00:04:44,287 Oh, that's very sweet, Flower, but you don't need to do that. 122 00:04:44,371 --> 00:04:45,984 No, seriously. I grew up playing. 123 00:04:46,068 --> 00:04:47,333 I had three older brothers. 124 00:04:47,417 --> 00:04:49,117 Oh, that sounds nice, but Jay and I 125 00:04:49,201 --> 00:04:50,684 have a whole shorthand, you know. 126 00:04:50,768 --> 00:04:51,946 It's kind of our thing. 127 00:04:52,030 --> 00:04:53,600 We don't just talk basketball with anyone. 128 00:04:53,684 --> 00:04:55,994 All right, I'll be back tomorrow with those baseboards. 129 00:04:56,078 --> 00:04:58,257 Oh, Syracuse, nice. They're looking good this year. 130 00:04:58,341 --> 00:05:00,085 - You're a fan? - Love college ball. 131 00:05:00,169 --> 00:05:01,129 What is happening? 132 00:05:01,213 --> 00:05:02,522 Aw, they're connecting. 133 00:05:02,606 --> 00:05:04,132 You want to hang out and watch the game? 134 00:05:04,216 --> 00:05:08,136 I'm supposed to help my wife with TurboTax today, so... 135 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:09,790 hell yeah, let's do this. 136 00:05:09,874 --> 00:05:11,444 Okay, well, there's not really room 137 00:05:11,528 --> 00:05:15,100 on the couch. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 138 00:05:15,184 --> 00:05:18,318 - Sam! Sam! - Oh, it hurts so much! 139 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,849 Okay, so, from these other hotel websites 140 00:05:24,933 --> 00:05:26,285 you've shown me, it seems like these things 141 00:05:26,369 --> 00:05:27,982 are generally pretty dry and boring. 142 00:05:28,066 --> 00:05:29,549 Exactly, and I really want us 143 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:30,855 to stand out. 144 00:05:30,939 --> 00:05:32,030 Ooh, ooh! - I have an idea. - What, what, what? 145 00:05:32,114 --> 00:05:34,032 What if the website is written 146 00:05:34,116 --> 00:05:36,771 from the perspective of a tree? 147 00:05:37,989 --> 00:05:39,211 A tree? Yeah. 148 00:05:39,295 --> 00:05:41,344 Who's been on the property for hundreds of years. 149 00:05:41,428 --> 00:05:43,868 It's sort of like how us ghosts have been here for a long time 150 00:05:43,952 --> 00:05:45,348 and seen all kinds of change. 151 00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:47,306 Oh, he's like the narrator. 152 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:49,613 It's very clever. Ooh, ooh, ooh, 153 00:05:49,697 --> 00:05:52,180 and we'll call him... Wait for it... Woody 154 00:05:52,264 --> 00:05:53,225 'cause he's a tree. 155 00:05:53,309 --> 00:05:54,792 What do you think? Do you like it? 156 00:05:54,876 --> 00:05:57,316 Maybe... 157 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,840 Did you just "maybe" me? 158 00:05:59,924 --> 00:06:01,625 Maybe. 159 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:04,105 Ah... and one! Yeah! 160 00:06:04,189 --> 00:06:05,672 That's what I'm talking about! 161 00:06:05,756 --> 00:06:07,718 That's what I'm talking about. 162 00:06:07,802 --> 00:06:09,372 Pete, why did you bring us in here? 163 00:06:09,456 --> 00:06:11,548 Because Jay brought a friend 164 00:06:11,632 --> 00:06:14,202 into what used to be our special thing and... 165 00:06:14,286 --> 00:06:16,248 Guess what, Jay. I got friends, too. 166 00:06:16,332 --> 00:06:19,251 You know he can't even hear us. Is the plan to make him jealous? 167 00:06:19,335 --> 00:06:22,515 No, no. The plan is to have fun with my ghost bros. 168 00:06:22,599 --> 00:06:24,909 Right? Ah! Okay. 169 00:06:24,993 --> 00:06:26,824 Uh, hey, Thor, you like hoops, right? 170 00:06:26,908 --> 00:06:27,738 What is hoops? 171 00:06:27,822 --> 00:06:29,392 Seriously? It... Basketball? 172 00:06:29,476 --> 00:06:31,394 The hoop is the basket the ball goes in. 173 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:33,526 Thor like putting head of Dane in basket. 174 00:06:33,610 --> 00:06:36,312 - Give basket to Dane's mother. - Surprise! 175 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,139 Very funny. 176 00:06:38,223 --> 00:06:40,316 I love hoops. I dated a Knicks City Dancer once. 177 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,579 Okay, this is not the kind of sports talk that Jay and I do. 178 00:06:42,663 --> 00:06:44,755 We talk strategy and basketball history. 179 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:47,410 I don't remember this game. When was it invented? 180 00:06:47,494 --> 00:06:49,934 1891 in Springfield, Massachusetts. 181 00:06:50,018 --> 00:06:51,892 - Another beer? - Come on. 182 00:06:51,976 --> 00:06:54,895 Massachusetts? Well, it must be a game for simpletons. 183 00:06:56,633 --> 00:06:58,421 No, there-there were some nice people there, 184 00:06:58,505 --> 00:07:00,205 but certainly a lesser colony. 185 00:07:00,289 --> 00:07:02,903 Okay, this isn't working. I-I tried, but you guys 186 00:07:02,987 --> 00:07:05,863 just aren't Jay when it comes to classic basketball hangs. 187 00:07:05,947 --> 00:07:07,952 You can leave. Oh, thank God. 188 00:07:09,559 --> 00:07:11,695 Well, hey, I can stay and watch with you, Pete. 189 00:07:11,779 --> 00:07:14,825 What's the point? This is a bust. 190 00:07:17,045 --> 00:07:19,267 We literally can't open the hotel 191 00:07:19,351 --> 00:07:20,530 until this website is up and running, 192 00:07:20,614 --> 00:07:22,009 so we better figure something out. 193 00:07:22,093 --> 00:07:23,446 A lot of people would argue 194 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:25,317 that we did figure this out two hours ago. 195 00:07:25,401 --> 00:07:28,059 Oh, my God, are you trying to bring up the tree thing again? 196 00:07:28,143 --> 00:07:29,060 It's hilarious. 197 00:07:29,144 --> 00:07:30,235 Yeah, it just, 198 00:07:30,319 --> 00:07:31,454 it seemed sort of familiar. 199 00:07:31,538 --> 00:07:33,934 Oh, and "Make our home your home" 200 00:07:34,018 --> 00:07:35,501 is truly groundbreaking. 201 00:07:35,585 --> 00:07:38,286 Hey, you two, uh, would you come in here a second? 202 00:07:38,370 --> 00:07:40,463 You know what? Yes, please, bring them into this. 203 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:41,725 Oh, happy to help. 204 00:07:41,809 --> 00:07:43,379 Well, we are just, uh, running into 205 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,163 some slight creative disagreements. 206 00:07:45,247 --> 00:07:47,818 Because the only one of us with the physical ability to type 207 00:07:47,902 --> 00:07:51,604 refuses to recognize a genius idea when she hears one. 208 00:07:51,688 --> 00:07:54,215 I think it's clear what the problem is here. 209 00:07:54,299 --> 00:07:56,522 You are both creative talents, 210 00:07:56,606 --> 00:07:58,002 and you each think you're always right. 211 00:07:58,086 --> 00:07:59,786 Yeah, you two working together is like 212 00:07:59,870 --> 00:08:02,354 Fats McGinty and Slow Eyes Billy Walker 213 00:08:02,438 --> 00:08:03,834 working together. 214 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:05,792 They were two people who always thought they were right, 215 00:08:05,876 --> 00:08:07,359 but in the end it all worked out. 216 00:08:07,443 --> 00:08:08,621 How? 217 00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:10,797 Fats had Billy thrown into a vat of acid. 218 00:08:10,881 --> 00:08:13,887 But after that, he didn't have to worry about him at all. 219 00:08:15,103 --> 00:08:16,324 You know what? 220 00:08:16,408 --> 00:08:17,500 Maybe we just shouldn't work together. 221 00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:18,718 Maybe we shouldn't. 222 00:08:18,802 --> 00:08:19,937 Maybe... 223 00:08:20,021 --> 00:08:21,762 Ooh... 224 00:08:27,811 --> 00:08:30,338 Flower, I'm sure I'll regret this, 225 00:08:30,422 --> 00:08:31,514 but are you all right? 226 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:33,124 Well, 227 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:35,518 I wanted to watch the basketball game with Pete, 228 00:08:35,602 --> 00:08:38,172 but he only wants to watch with stupid boys. 229 00:08:38,256 --> 00:08:40,348 I love basketball. 230 00:08:40,432 --> 00:08:41,524 Is that surprising? 231 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:43,526 Um, a little, 232 00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:45,876 but-but I do know how much you enjoy being disheveled 233 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:48,182 and sweaty, so that's not a far cry. 234 00:08:48,266 --> 00:08:49,532 I played in high school. 235 00:08:49,616 --> 00:08:51,708 One game, I had 20 points in the first half, 236 00:08:51,792 --> 00:08:54,058 but then I didn't score any after that 237 00:08:54,142 --> 00:08:56,800 'cause I got super high at halftime with our point guard. 238 00:08:56,884 --> 00:08:58,454 I mean, we got some really good stuff, man. 239 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:01,021 Wait, what were we talking about? 240 00:09:01,105 --> 00:09:04,242 Basketball, but then - it veered wildly off course. - Right. 241 00:09:04,326 --> 00:09:05,678 Yeah, I... 242 00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:07,941 I thought that after the sexual revolution... 243 00:09:08,025 --> 00:09:10,553 Mm-hmm. Here we go... that this stuff would get better. 244 00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:12,859 That women would really be equal, 245 00:09:12,943 --> 00:09:14,731 but now it's 50 years later, 246 00:09:14,815 --> 00:09:17,429 and Pete isn't treating me like an equal at all. 247 00:09:17,513 --> 00:09:18,430 Flower, 248 00:09:18,514 --> 00:09:20,998 I spent far too long 249 00:09:21,082 --> 00:09:23,217 forgiving the sins of men in my lifetime. 250 00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:26,394 I see no reason why we need to put up with it in the afterlife. 251 00:09:26,478 --> 00:09:27,657 Do not just sit there 252 00:09:27,741 --> 00:09:30,007 and take being disrespected by a man. 253 00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:32,052 Do something about it. 254 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:33,227 Talk to Peter. 255 00:09:33,311 --> 00:09:35,403 Damn, Hetty, are... 256 00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:36,796 are you a feminist now? 257 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:39,407 Well, as long as it doesn't mean supporting women 258 00:09:39,491 --> 00:09:41,932 handling money or riding bicycles, then, 259 00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:44,412 yeah, I think I am a feminist. 260 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:48,504 So... you going to type something? 261 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:52,377 It seem you just sitting there for long time. 262 00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:53,639 I'm thinking, Thor. 263 00:09:53,723 --> 00:09:56,076 Thinking is a very important part of writing. 264 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:58,688 When you pillaged a village, did you just run in? 265 00:09:58,772 --> 00:10:00,298 No, you planned it out first. 266 00:10:00,382 --> 00:10:03,083 Never think. Because once start thinking, 267 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:05,085 then feel very bad for murdering everyone. 268 00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:07,958 Okay, maybe that wasn't the best example. 269 00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:09,960 - I'm gonna get a snack. - Yes! 270 00:10:10,044 --> 00:10:12,919 I will come smell your snack. 271 00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:13,964 Great. 272 00:10:14,048 --> 00:10:16,096 Trevor, let's go. 273 00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:18,098 She left the laptop unattended. 274 00:10:18,182 --> 00:10:20,492 I really don't feel good about this. Why are we doing this? 275 00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:22,276 Because Sam has no artistic vision. 276 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,801 Okay, all she needs is to see my ideas actually typed out, 277 00:10:24,885 --> 00:10:26,324 and then she'll get it. 278 00:10:26,408 --> 00:10:28,108 Damn it, she closed the file. 279 00:10:28,192 --> 00:10:31,459 No problemo, T-Money is on it. Which one is it? 280 00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:34,285 Uh... That one right there. Okay. 281 00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:41,905 Oh. Oh. 282 00:10:41,989 --> 00:10:43,080 What was that? 283 00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:44,690 I think I put it in the trash. 284 00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:46,736 What? What is the trash? 285 00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:53,656 Uh-oh. 286 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,092 "Uh-oh"? Why "uh-oh"? 287 00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:56,963 Maybe that was a good "whoosh." Maybe it flew back. 288 00:10:57,047 --> 00:10:59,792 I think I just deleted the B and B website. What? 289 00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:02,055 - Oh, yeah, it's gone. - No, no. 290 00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:03,840 She's been working on that for weeks. 291 00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:05,232 It's the final piece standing between them opening the B and B 292 00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:06,625 and financial ruin. It's... 293 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,192 I told you it's really an imperfect gift. 294 00:11:08,276 --> 00:11:09,672 Get it back. 295 00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:11,587 I don't know how. 296 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,154 Oh, we are in so much trouble. 297 00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:16,110 Run? Run. 298 00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:25,688 Thank God, I thought Mark would never leave. 299 00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:28,125 Watching basketball with Mark was so fun. 300 00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:29,605 You guys really hit it off, huh? 301 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,345 You forget what it's like to hang out with somebody 302 00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:33,826 who you can talk to and see. 303 00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:35,828 Why don't you take the arrow out of my neck 304 00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,830 and plunge it into my back? 305 00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:39,615 I hate to ask, 306 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,052 but how's the copy for the website coming? 307 00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,531 Well, you know, I have made some progress, 308 00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:45,011 but there's still a ways to go. 309 00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:46,926 - Great. Let me see. - Okay. 310 00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:49,712 That's weird. 311 00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,801 - What? - The file's gone. 312 00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:54,804 Ugh, man. These two might want to rethink taking on a business. 313 00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,066 What do you mean, gone? 314 00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:58,024 I mean, it's not there, Jay. 315 00:11:58,108 --> 00:11:59,635 Well, it's in the cloud. 316 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,593 Sam, you back up to the cloud, right? 317 00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:03,639 I was trying to save money, so I declined 318 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,292 the two-dollar-a-month cloud storage thing. 319 00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:06,772 That's where we cut back? 320 00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:08,034 What's the cloud? 321 00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:11,211 Cloud is in sky. Today look like dragon. 322 00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:13,213 Uh, we can explain. 323 00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:15,346 Trevor deleted - the website. - What the...? 324 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:16,434 What? What happened? 325 00:12:16,518 --> 00:12:17,565 Sass wanted me to type in 326 00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:19,176 his stupid tree stuff into the file, 327 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:21,395 and that is the only reason I was even messing with it. 328 00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:24,529 Trevor and Sass accidentally deleted the entire website. 329 00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:27,140 What? We've been working on that for weeks. 330 00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:29,534 I'm so sorry, Sam. I just wanted to get something down, 331 00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,188 and now I've ruined everything. 332 00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:34,495 Well, you know, these things happen. 333 00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:36,193 Ghosts deleting the website 334 00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:38,674 that we need to start our business? 335 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,153 That happens? 336 00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:42,329 Sorry, I'm gonna have to push back on that, Sam. 337 00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:43,766 I mean, they seemed really sorry. 338 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,376 I-I guess we just delay 339 00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:48,161 the opening until we have time to redo the website. 340 00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:49,772 Anyways, thanks for telling me. 341 00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,991 "Thanks for telling me"? 342 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,863 What are you doing? 343 00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:56,822 Yell at them. Yell at the ghosts. 344 00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:58,345 It was an accident, Jay. Okay, 345 00:12:58,429 --> 00:12:59,956 w-we don't need this to delay us. 346 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,566 We'll just slap something together 347 00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:02,828 and get it up and running, 348 00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:04,482 so we can start taking reservations. 349 00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:06,832 No, it needs to be right. I-It needs to be perfect. 350 00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:08,268 Once this website goes live, 351 00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:10,618 that's it, we are open. There's no turning back. 352 00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:11,924 But isn't that what we wanted? 353 00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:14,144 That's why we quit our jobs and moved up here. 354 00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:16,755 Exactly, and if this B and B isn't a success, 355 00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:18,409 then I dragged us all the way here 356 00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:19,758 and I made us turn our lives 357 00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:22,802 upside down for nothing. Don't you get that? 358 00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:25,546 - There she goes. - Ugh. 359 00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:28,285 Classic Sam storm-off. 360 00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:32,423 - Hey, Pete, got a sec? - I kind of just want 361 00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:33,946 to be alone right now if that's okay. 362 00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:36,819 Yeah, well, it's not. 363 00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:37,994 What? 364 00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:39,560 You really bummed me out today, man. 365 00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:41,171 You're all like, 366 00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:43,347 "Jay won't talk to me, wah, wah, wah!" 367 00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:45,088 And the whole time, I'm sitting there 368 00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:47,394 waiting to be the Bob Cousy to your Bill Russell. 369 00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:48,700 How do you know about them? 370 00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:51,007 That's what I've been trying to tell you, man. 371 00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:53,661 I mean, yeah, I'm a girl and I'm into other groovy stuff, 372 00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:55,228 but I know basketball. 373 00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:57,187 The pick and roll. The give and go. 374 00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:59,319 This is not something I was aware of. 375 00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,408 Because you judged a book by its cover. 376 00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:03,236 I even played in high school, 377 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:06,022 and I fouled out of every game, Pete, 378 00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:07,937 because I am very aggressive. 379 00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:09,025 I mean, I'm all for world peace, 380 00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:11,027 but if you reach, I will teach. 381 00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:13,159 - I got sharp elbows, man. - Wow. 382 00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:15,553 I-I'm sorry, Flower. I guess I got 383 00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:18,251 so caught up being frustrated with Jay for ditching me 384 00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:19,949 that I didn't realize I was ditching you. 385 00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:21,820 Apology accepted. 386 00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,996 I'm so glad this whole thing with Mark happened. 387 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,606 It really opened my eyes. 388 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:26,999 Me, too. 389 00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:28,653 And, hey, every once in a while, 390 00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:30,916 someone comes along who changes the game. 391 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,309 I mean... 392 00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:35,268 Mark's a regular George Mikan, right? 393 00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:36,835 Who's that? 394 00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:39,838 George Mikan? Premier center of the '40s and '50s. 395 00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:40,970 You seriously don't know him? 396 00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:44,669 They created the goaltending rule 'cause of him. 397 00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:46,627 I... I thought you said you liked basketball. 398 00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:49,065 No, I do. I love basketball. I love, I love basketball. 399 00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:51,067 Name someone else, please. 400 00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:54,026 Okay. Maurice Stokes? Tom Gola? 401 00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:56,507 Oh, my God, well, this is embarrassing. 402 00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:57,813 Jack Twyman? 403 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,031 Okay, maybe one more. 404 00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:01,860 Okay, I can see I have a lot of work to do. 405 00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:05,385 Well, don't worry, - I'll talk slow. - Mm-hmm. 406 00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:07,344 Let's go back - to the beginning. - Okay. 407 00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:09,650 Springfield, Mass, - 1891. - Uh-huh. 408 00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:11,957 Dr. James Naismith was looking for a winter sport 409 00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:14,304 for his YMCA students. 410 00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:18,137 I see now what was going on. You didn't want 411 00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:20,658 to finish the website because then the B and B is real. 412 00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:24,274 It's just, right now there's hope, 413 00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:26,842 but once we open, if it doesn't work, then that's that. 414 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,452 Well, that's fear of failure, 415 00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:30,933 and I get it because I used to suffer from it, too. 416 00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,282 Oh, come on, you're like 417 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,284 the most confident person I've ever met. 418 00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:35,981 I am now. 419 00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:37,896 Remember how I told you my dad was worried 420 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,245 about me becoming a storyteller? 421 00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:40,986 You know, worried that I would fail like he did? 422 00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,858 - Yeah, I remember. - Well, the truth was, 423 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,468 he got in my head. 424 00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:45,861 All his worry 425 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,167 transferred onto me, and when it was finally the week 426 00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:49,690 of the fall harvest ceremony, 427 00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:52,476 where I was supposed to tell stories for the first time, 428 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,870 I got scared. 429 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,002 I don't want to go. 430 00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:59,178 You're right. What if I'm not good? 431 00:15:59,262 --> 00:16:01,093 There's something you need to know. 432 00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:03,922 That was about me, not you. 433 00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:06,533 I didn't have the gift, 434 00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:07,839 but you do. 435 00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:09,972 I know because I've watched you 436 00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,538 your whole life. 437 00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:13,540 I'm giving you this eagle feather. 438 00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:17,109 It represents bravery and courage. 439 00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:20,109 It'll give you the strength you need. 440 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,252 Thank you, Father. 441 00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:33,209 And now I give it to you. 442 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:35,475 It's scary spreading your wings 443 00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:38,998 to try something new, but you can do this. 444 00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:43,701 What was that? 445 00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,050 Uh, it's a ghost feather, 446 00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:46,922 so it kind of just zaps right back into place, 447 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,008 but symbolically it's yours. 448 00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:51,535 Thanks, Sass. 449 00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:53,885 What happened when you finally got to story-tell? 450 00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:56,801 Well, I... actually never did. 451 00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:59,064 I died before I-I got the chance to. 452 00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:00,979 Oh, I'm so sorry. 453 00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:02,981 Ah, it's okay. It wasn't meant to be. 454 00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:05,418 Well, did you ever tell your stories to the ghosts? 455 00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:07,333 No, they're all wrapped up in their own stuff, 456 00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,031 and the important thing is, 457 00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:10,641 I've now passed this feather onto you, 458 00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:13,426 symbolically, which we've already established, 459 00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,820 so go, make it work for you. 460 00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:17,474 Thanks. 461 00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:19,606 Hey, babe, um... 462 00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:21,434 So, I just want you to know that, 463 00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:22,958 no matter what... Sasappis actually just helped me have 464 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,263 this whole emotional breakthrough, 465 00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:25,743 so everything's fine now. 466 00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:27,266 Oh. Nice. 467 00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:29,399 Well, just let the record state that I was here for you. 468 00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,096 - Thanks, babe. - I had a whole speech planned. 469 00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:35,054 - You're the best. - Darn ghosts. Always stealing my thunder. 470 00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:45,067 Babe, this is great, and I-I love the part about the tree. 471 00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:46,372 That's so smart. 472 00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:47,939 Well, I had a little help from my friend. 473 00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:51,160 So, are we opening the bed-and-breakfast officially? 474 00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:53,075 Well, bring on the unwashed masses. 475 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:56,382 And congratulations, Samantha. 476 00:17:56,466 --> 00:17:57,601 Okay. 477 00:17:57,685 --> 00:17:59,646 I think it's time for this puppy to go live. 478 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:02,562 Once we launch this, we'll start getting reservations, 479 00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:05,304 and real live people... no offense to present company... 480 00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:06,697 Are gonna start coming here 481 00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:08,960 in four short weeks. Are you ready? 482 00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:12,920 No, but I guess you got to sink or swim sometime, right? 483 00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:14,531 Here we go. 484 00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:17,099 And we are... live. 485 00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:18,361 Ooh. 486 00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:20,754 Do we have any reservations yet? 487 00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:22,713 It's been four seconds, babe. 488 00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:25,150 Right, right, yeah, so not a total failure... 489 00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:26,325 ...yet. 490 00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:28,284 Ooh. Game's almost on. 491 00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:30,634 Big East championship. 492 00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:33,332 The Big East was a college basketball conference, Pete. 493 00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:35,682 - Yes, thank you, Flower. - Huh. 494 00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:38,163 It's not working. Hmm. 495 00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:40,035 Something must be wrong with the TV. 496 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,167 But with the TV not working, 497 00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:44,430 what will we do for entertainment? 498 00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:46,693 Hmm, that is an excellent question. 499 00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:49,693 Is anyone here a gifted storyteller? 500 00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:53,004 Oh, come on, are you guys serious? 501 00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:56,181 We don't want to pressure you, but if you regale us with story, 502 00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:58,140 it would bring us great honor. 503 00:18:58,224 --> 00:18:59,750 You did this, didn't you? 504 00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,099 Maybe... 505 00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:03,275 Okay. 506 00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:05,495 Yes! All right! 507 00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:07,279 Here we go. Stories! 508 00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:10,848 I don't know why I'm nervous. I mean, you all are idiots. 509 00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,980 You got this. Just, uh, imagine us all in our underwear. 510 00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:15,418 - I wish I was wearing underwear. - We all do, Trevor. 511 00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:16,897 Okay. 512 00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:19,900 Here we go. 513 00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:24,467 He's going for it. 514 00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:27,647 This first one is a Lenape tale 515 00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:31,303 about the turkey, the turtle, and the wolf. 516 00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:32,870 They say that there are 517 00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:34,350 three persons, 518 00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:36,700 or human-like animals, 519 00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:38,223 that started the Lenape... 520 00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:40,573 ♪ Don't be shy 521 00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:44,008 ♪ Just let your feelings roll on by ♪ 522 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,450 ♪ Don't wear fear 523 00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:49,582 ♪ Or nobody will know 524 00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:52,411 ♪ You're there 525 00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:54,196 ♪ Just lift your head... 526 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,980 ...a running start and flew. 527 00:19:56,064 --> 00:19:58,591 Oh, the turkey's gonna fly. This isn't gonna go well. 528 00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:00,115 What happened to the turtle? 529 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,595 Howling at his friends on the other side. 530 00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:06,121 ♪ Just let your feelings roll on by ♪ 531 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,298 ♪ On by, on by 532 00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:12,605 ♪ On by, on by, on by 533 00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:15,565 ♪ On by, on by 534 00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:19,221 ♪ On by, on by... 535 00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:20,613 It goes to show 536 00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:23,225 that us ghosts and the Livings 537 00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:25,096 are more connected than we realize. 538 00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:26,576 Yes! 539 00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,121 - Yes! - Bravo! 540 00:20:28,206 --> 00:20:30,797 ♪ Love is where 541 00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:34,755 ♪ All of us belong. 542 00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:37,978 Yes! 543 00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:41,022 Is favorite story that does not involve killing Danes.